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I am a 45 yo {I am completely comfortable with my age and life experiences; that said, I find the thought of intimacy with anyone who was either old enough to drive when I was born or was born after I got my driver's license (at 16 ) to be utterly squicky and I will not even entertain the very idea...no matter how 'different, cool, special, oldish/youngish, atypical or whatever' you are.} bi-sexual long haired brunette smaller BBW (sz 16-18 ) with 38DD tits, pierced nipples and genitals and a few tattoos. I live an active life and am happy with who and how I am. So, if you aren't attracted to independent, self-actualized, voluptuous, Rubenesque women, thanks for reading...good luck on your search for Kinky Barbie!

Although well traveled and educated, I'm not a snob about it; I'm just a very casual, accepting, positive, non-judgmental, go-with-the-flow girl-next-door type. While not wealthy, I do own my home and vehicles and am financially self-sufficient. I love riding my motorcycle or 4 wheeling in my Jeep whenever possible. Creative and artistic with various mediums, I enjoy live music and socializing with friends just as much as chilling on the sofa watching movies or playing video games.

Though I do enjoy the occasional cocktail, I'm much more a toker than a drinker. Other than 420, I neither partake in hard drugs nor enjoy the company of those who do. I have not the patience for those who overindulge in any of drug of choice! Party and partake all you like, as long as you don't place me or others in danger or are so sloppy that you need a minder!

After liberating myself from a 16+ year sexless marriage just over a year ago, I am neither interested in a monogamous relationship of any sort, nor in engaging with married/attached men who, for whatever reason(s), choose not to exit their dissatisfying marriages. {And before you write me all butt-hurt, claiming that your marriage isn't dissatisfying, please understand that you are trolling the interwebs looking for something that you're not getting within the confines of your marriage; Therefore, at minimum, a facet of your marriage is dissatisfying.} I abhor drama of any 'flavor' and am not interested in any sort of the bad karma and drama that tends to accompany cheating/married/on-the-down-low/etc. play partners. I am a private person and am typically quite discreet in my day to day life not because I have anything to hide, I simply prefer to share my hedonistic tendencies selectively.

I am honest to a fault and demand the same from those in my realm. I'm looking for someone who doesn't need me to be their counselor, girlfriend, mother or whatever. Honest, forthright communication is paramount! That said, I'm looking for regular, long term FWB arrangements with a few LOCAL playmates. {While I absolutely love my adopted home state and all the amazingness Colorado has to offer, I am NOT going to be your tour guide or your 'free erotic entertainment' during your visit. I hope your adventures here are legendary and life-affirming. Enjoy all the pleasures of our purple mountains majesty...sans me.}

Long gone are the days when I willingly accepted lazily lackluster, sophomorically selfish, utterly dissatisfying, downright disappointing, awkwardly uncomfortable and outright waste-of-my-time-and-energy sexual experiences. I have been fortunate enough to have enjoyed amazingly fulfilling relationships with a few truly incredible and downright legendary sexual partners at different times in my life who never failed to leave me breathlessly exhausted and perfectly satiated after hours and hours of mutual orgasmic bliss. These marvelous encounters and friendships have taught me that it is possible to have sexually mature and physically fulfilling relationships with like-minded, accepting, non-judgmental playmates. As a result of these overwhelmingly satisfying previous experiences, I have high expectations for those I choose to engage with as playmates.

I'm quite adventurous, have frequently been called 'insatiable' and have an open and kinky mind so if I'm treated with respect as an individual and I haven't tried something, unless the very thought of it totally squicks me out, I'll usually try it at least twice. I have few hard limits (SAFE play is NON-NEGOTIABLE. I don't do extreme pain, anything that leaves a mark or draws blood, bodily fluid play, and anything illegal.) and enjoy experimenting with my playground. I like oral, light BDSM play, role play, power play (D/s), toys, and hosts of other interests I just can't think of at the moment. I even truly enjoy anal (when done properly {porn is not reality, so if all you know about anal is what you see in porn; seriously, do a little research and learn…a woman's ass is not just an alternate hole to fuck!}).

I am 100% disease free and meticulous with my personal grooming and expect the same of my partners. Nothing quite kills the overwhelming urge to deep throat like flossing your teeth with a noxious unkempt jungle! So guys, please, keep up with the manscaping!

While email/text/chat are invaluable to determine if our mutual interest is piqued enough to warrant a 'real-life' meeting, I'm already incredibly horny and sexually frustrated, so if you're not local, able to meet up, either able to host or willing to cover hotel expense and DTF, please don't waste my time and energy. (I do NOT and NEVER WILL CAM with ANYONE, EVER. So, please don't bother asking.) Thanks to the truly terrifying behavior of member on another site {If you care to know the details, I'll happily tell you and plan to post the story to my blog sometime in the future.}, I will never, ever send another face pic to someone I've met online. {If this is a deal-breaker for you, I understand and wish you luck on your search. Please understand that this is a deal-breaker for me and no amount of haranguing or cajoling will get me to send you a face pic. EVER.}

So, send me a message and let me know your thoughts. (Proper grammar and spelling is a HUGE turn-on!) But please don't send just short "Wanna fuck?!?" "Hey beautiful" or something similar email as those get automatically deleted and the sender is then summarily blocked.

It has been my experience that Freaky Girls such as myself are literally inundated with all sorts of freaks and spambots on sites like this, so YOU must convince me why I should make the effort to get to know you. Sometimes it takes hours to weed through a day or two's worth of messages and it can be overwhelming and arduous to manage. So, if I hotlist/flirt/friend request you, I'm interested and am trying to 'mark' your profile to go back to once I've weeded out the deluge of dumbassery. If I hotlist/flirt/friend request you and you don't hear from me, send me a message as you may have been lost in the shuffle as I don't hotlist/flirt/friend request lightly!


To: Sydney University and any and all other institutions using this or any site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.

Username
AddisynFoxglove
Age
48
Gender
Woman
Looking For
Man, Woman, Group, Couple (2 Women)
City
Denver
State
Colorado
Country
United States